Lighter side of marriage
11. Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You
order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you
had ordered that.
12. It's true that all men are born free and equal - but some of them get
MARRIED!
13. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself
married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself
divorced.
14. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the
wife takes.
15. SON: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
FATHER: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
SON: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife
until he marries.
FATHER: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You
order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you
had ordered that.
12. It's true that all men are born free and equal - but some of them get
MARRIED!
13. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself
married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself
divorced.
14. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the
wife takes.
15. SON: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
FATHER: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
SON: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife
until he marries.
FATHER: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
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