HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.
Difficult to access.
SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.
Always busy when you need her.
CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!
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